PVP: The P is person and the other P is people. --Pyrion Flax

 

Tears #1

Kill: Thrasher
Kill: Pod

[23:26:40] Proposition Jose > Oh no! my nemisis and death angel TheBaptist!!!
Tears #2

Kill: Rifter
Kill: Pod

[12:45:06] UpheavalSurvivor > oh shit....
[12:45:17] UpheavalSurvivor > it's terrible....
Tears #3

[04:56:07] Adai Kaler > rot in hell you piece of shit.
[04:56:09] Adai Kaler > peace.
Tears #4

Kill: Imicus

[01:29:51] Konnrade > Lol, walked right into that one.
Tears #5

Kill: Rifter

[22:25:54] HolyDeth > ......dick
[22:26:04] TheBaptist > ^^
Tears #6

Kill: Reaper

[10:35:58] purpletoast > oh goodie
Tears #7

Kill: Viator
Kill: Pod

[15:49:51] WolfSchwarzMond > oh come on
Tears #8

Kill: Ibis

[12:08:34] Lysyj Gatekeeper > brave hero ;)
Tears #9

Kill: Thrasher
Kill: Pod

[09:59:22] Seven Frost > hi
[09:59:40] Seven Frost > nice job killing me ;)
[09:59:44] TheBaptist > Hi, Welcome to TheBaptist's POD Express
[09:59:54] Seven Frost > hehe, u are my hero
[09:59:58] Seven Frost > really a pro
[10:00:02] Seven Frost > ;)
[10:00:12] TheBaptist > Thank you for using our service =)
Tears #10

Kill: Gallente Shuttle

[08:22:25] Telari Satar > Poor shuttle :(
Tears #11

Kill: Ibis

[08:21:11] Ghost141 > thxs
[08:21:31] Ghost141 > that ship was holding me back
Tears #12

Kill: Slasher

[20:03:52] Ijodor Nedsveigard > My beautiful mosquito ship!
[20:03:55] Ijodor Nedsveigard > :-)
Tears #13

Kill: Reaper

[07:11:47] MinTUg > yeah i got a nobb ship weeee
Tears #14

Kill: Rifter
Kill: Pod

[09:42:26] Loran Hator > Morning
[09:42:40] Loran Hator > Any chance I couyld buy the skill skill books of you?
[09:42:40] TheBaptist > Hi, and welcome to TheBaptist's pod express =)
[09:43:00] Loran Hator > Faster than taking the gates anyway
[09:43:01] TheBaptist > I put the skills on the market now
[09:43:12] Loran Hator > nuts.
[09:43:31] TheBaptist > if you hurry, you can still buy them
[09:43:40] Loran Hator > Quick question. I should have stopped right there and docked after the session timer expired, right?
[09:44:12] TheBaptist > probably would not have mattered
[09:44:56] Loran Hator > Ah well. FLy safe. Or not, as the case may be. CHeers
Tears #15

Kill: Reaper
Kill: Pod

[08:27:55] Red Boroda > TheBaptist русский пират самые опасные )
Tears #16

[10:06:08] Ijna > Mighty fast targeting there baptist :)
Tears #17

Kill: Caracal

[19:38:34] Ragetii > gimmie a break..
Tears #18

Kill: Executioner
Kill: Pod

[19:52:56] Mister27 > Baptist what are you flying?
[19:53:04] TheBaptist > a shuttle
[19:53:50] Mister27 > really you cant even say what ship your flying
[19:54:02] Mister27 > would that ruin the suprise?
[19:54:07] TheBaptist > come and have a look
...(after killing his ship)...
[19:55:07] TheBaptist > thanks for looking
Tears #19

[17:44:31] TheBaptist > oh noes piwates!
[17:46:09] Dope Ropes > dam you
[17:46:23] TheBaptist > what
[17:46:55] Dope Ropes > na Xin Zu interupted my ratting
[17:47:00] Dope Ropes > get her
[17:47:25] Xin Zu > /emote raises an eyebrow at Dope.
[17:47:42] TheBaptist > what ship was it
[17:47:56] Dope Ropes > me?
[17:48:00] Xin Zu > lol
[17:48:02] TheBaptist > i know you are in a thrasher
[17:48:06] TheBaptist > or were :P
[17:48:11] TheBaptist > lolz
[17:48:23] Dope Ropes > i didnt see what Xin was in a ran to fast
[17:48:31] Xin Zu > he still is, luckily i couldnt lock in time :)
[17:48:36] Xin Zu > lol
[17:48:39] TheBaptist > bummer
[17:49:08] Dope Ropes > what up with pirates chacing ratters... its not like we have much in our cargo
[17:49:14] Dope Ropes > luck had nothing to do with it
[17:49:26] TheBaptist > we dont want your cargo
[17:49:31] TheBaptist > so did you dock then dope?
[17:49:37] Xin Zu > we just want to kill shit :)
[17:49:55] Xin Zu > dont make the mistake of thinking there is always a financial motive
[17:50:11] Dope Ropes > yeh but its 5am here so im off to bed soon.... im not undocking with you two around
[17:50:30] Dope Ropes > At least Warflower isnt here hes a real pirate
[17:50:35] TheBaptist > lol
[17:50:52] TheBaptist > it's not that unsafe to undock
[17:50:55] TheBaptist > depends where you are
[17:51:09] Dope Ropes > ?? what you mean
[17:51:36] Dope Ropes > im playing this game from the pacific so its a bit laggy...
[17:52:06] Xin Zu > thanks for the useful info for enxt time :)
[17:52:19] TheBaptist > hehe
[17:52:23] TheBaptist > this system has too many stations
[17:52:32] Xin Zu > one station is too many
[17:52:34] TheBaptist > best one to dock at is the bottom one of course :P
[17:52:41] Dope Ropes > you need it Xin. I see you have no bounty on your head so you must be a lame pirate
[17:53:06] TheBaptist > what's a bounty?
[17:53:13] Xin Zu > /emote pulls up a chair and some popcorn.
[17:54:18] Dope Ropes > hey warflower im trapped in the station come blow everyone u.p... i know you can do it
[17:54:29] TheBaptist > which station are you in?
[17:55:00] Dope Ropes > VII moon 12 Republic fleet
[17:55:03] Xin Zu > rofld
[17:55:06] Warflower > if you press undock you will no longer become trapped
[17:55:12] TheBaptist > lol
[17:55:16] TheBaptist > that's very true
[17:55:26] TheBaptist > ok i'm coming in and docking with you to keep you company
[17:55:28] Xin Zu > hit alt-F4 for the external scanner
[17:55:57] Dope Ropes > fucken pirates! there needs to be a bloody port hole on this station so i can look hows outside
[17:56:07] Xin Zu > rofl
[17:56:09] TheBaptist > oh hai there
[17:56:17] Dope Ropes > hi Baptist
[17:56:20] Warflower > that would be pretty awesome to be fair
[17:56:24] Xin Zu > have fun dope, the guys will look after you now o7
[17:57:03] Dope Ropes > lol
[17:58:27] TheBaptist > if you want to look outside, just undock and redock :P
[17:58:40] Dope Ropes > na i will lag and you will get me
[17:59:03] TheBaptist > /emote warps back home
[17:59:10] Warflower > i mean... ahhhaaaa jesters dead! *double high five*
[17:59:48] Dope Ropes > later pirates
[17:59:55] Dope Ropes > go pod a miner
[17:59:58] TheBaptist > pirates? where?!
[18:00:02] Dope Ropes > you
[18:00:06] TheBaptist > /emote docks
[18:00:11] DXYOC > were are miners
[18:00:26] TheBaptist > i mine...hulls
[18:00:29] Dope Ropes > if you go around chacing ratters your a pirate in my book
[18:00:43] Warflower > sir if you do not like pirates why on earth do you spend time in low security space?
[18:00:58] Dope Ropes > lol
[18:01:02] DXYOC > miners*
[18:01:05] Dope Ropes > dony
[18:01:10] TheBaptist > i am mining you now
[18:01:22] TheBaptist > and now your pod
[18:01:40] TheBaptist > Corpse
[18:01:41] TheBaptist > lols
[18:01:50] DXYOC > nice
[18:02:06] Warflower > 'in the name of the father the son and the holy devoter, you are now baptised' go forth and be retarded
[18:02:13] TheBaptist > lol
[18:02:31] TheBaptist > i even made a new bookmark for this undock, just for him
Tears #20

Kill: Wreathe

[17:43:53] Koniguberalles > come onnnnnnn
[17:44:27] Finheri > on to what sir?
[17:44:43] Koniguberalles > lol my blown up ship
[17:45:24] Finheri > i think you were just baptised sir
[17:45:30] TheBaptist > =)
[17:45:36] TheBaptist > his pod got away
[17:45:50] Finheri > he should count himself lucky indeed
Tears #21

Kill: Bellicose

[20:01:48] TheBaptist > o/
[20:01:56] Spud Johnston > Why did you kill me?
[20:02:13] TheBaptist > because i could =)
[20:02:25] Spud Johnston > Do you realize how long it took me to save up for that belicose?
[20:02:43] TheBaptist > please, enlighten me =)
[20:03:04] Spud Johnston > Forever dick!!!!!!!!
[20:03:33] Spud Johnston > Can you give me some money now?
[20:04:19] Spud Johnston > ?????????????
[20:04:22] Spud Johnston > Hello?
[20:04:26] Spud Johnston > MOney please
[20:04:42] TheBaptist > why?
[20:04:51] Spud Johnston > Why didn't you at least ask me for cash??
[20:05:17] TheBaptist > i have more than enough isk thanks
[20:05:20] Spud Johnston > Like a pirate would
[20:05:21] TheBaptist > i was going to give you isk back
[20:05:26] TheBaptist > but you called me a dick, so i won't
[20:05:28] Spud Johnston > Ok can you
[20:05:35] Spud Johnston > Really???
[20:05:57] Spud Johnston > So you just hang out around that base and kill newbies all day?
[20:06:08] TheBaptist > I do what I feel like
[20:06:21] Spud Johnston > Can you give me engough where I can buy another belecos??
[20:06:54] TheBaptist > nope, looks like you will have to learn to stay out of lowsec and do some missions in highsec now =)
[20:06:57] TheBaptist > thanks for visiting!
[20:07:01] Spud Johnston > Do you think a belicose could destroy your ship if well armed??
[20:07:47] Spud Johnston > ?
[20:08:07] TheBaptist > This interview is over
[20:08:32] Spud Johnston > I'm saving up for a belicose them I'm going to pod kill you
[20:08:51] TheBaptist > Please, visit again, I would love it =)
[20:09:03] Spud Johnston > ok Mr Gay
[20:09:16] TheBaptist > I might just report you for abuse to CCP now
[20:09:18] TheBaptist > =)
[20:09:28] Spud Johnston > Whats CCP?
[20:09:46] TheBaptist > the people that make this game
[20:10:01] TheBaptist > starting to log a petition to have you banned for abusing me now...
[20:10:34] Spud Johnston > Listen why don't we just make up .. You give me the cash and I won't put a bounty on you... How about it?
[20:11:09] TheBaptist > how about 'no'
[20:12:27] Spud Johnston > Can you just tell me if a belicose could destroy your ship?? I have just enough for another one and I have backup guns
[20:12:46] TheBaptist > You can try it, that's the best way to learn!
[20:13:02] TheBaptist > are you coming any time soon because I have to go wash my hair and paint my nails...
[20:13:07] Spud Johnston > If I fail will you give me some money?
[20:13:20] Spud Johnston > ?? Are you a chick?
[20:13:34] TheBaptist > can't promise on the money, but sure whatever gets you off
[20:13:59] TheBaptist > teehee
[20:15:11] Spud Johnston > How about a friendly cometition.. We try fighing but if one of us is almost going to die they type in this chat and the other guy stops firing.. Before it gets to structure
[20:15:44] Spud Johnston > Your very lucky that I didn't have all my good stuff on the belicose or I would of put a bounty on you!!!!!!
[20:15:45] TheBaptist > Nah I prefer to fight to the end
[20:16:01] TheBaptist > Can I have a bounty anyway?
[20:16:02] Spud Johnston > Well why?? What if my belicose kills you?
[20:16:36] TheBaptist > if I die, then I die, i lost a ship like this a few days ago, over 150mil loss, no big deal
[20:17:09] Spud Johnston > Really??? How much money do you have???!?!?!
[20:17:31] Spud Johnston > Do you make money from missions or what??
[20:17:32] TheBaptist > I don't know, a few bil in isk at least, and lots of modules i can sell
[20:17:59] Spud Johnston > seriously how did you make that much money???
[20:18:56] TheBaptist > just did
[20:19:13] Spud Johnston > Missions .. killing people?? pirating??
[20:19:22] TheBaptist > i just killed two more people while we chatted, are you coming or not?
[20:20:26] Spud Johnston > Tell me how you made so much money .please... I just have enough for a belicose.. I'm afraid to risk it
[20:20:46] TheBaptist > really need to go wash hair now...
[20:21:06] Spud Johnston > ok I'll come but will you give cash back if I die?
[20:21:23] TheBaptist > 'fraid not
[20:21:27] Spud Johnston > How ofter are you on??
[20:22:07] TheBaptist > english, do you speak it?
[20:22:20] Spud Johnston > How often are you on the game?
[20:22:30] TheBaptist > when i have the time
[20:22:44] TheBaptist > any more questions will start to cost you isk
[20:23:07] Spud Johnston > Let me try to do a few more missions and I'll come on tomorrow.. I don't think a belicose can take your ship
Tears #22

Kill: Rifter
Kill: Pod

[16:14:04] EVE System > Channel MOTD: Welcome toBendebeukers [Beuk]public chat channel (english only).Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got out of hand
[16:14:46] TheBaptist > so i'd like to thank you for coming to heild and would like to say that you recent attempt to acquire skills has failed: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10092490
[16:17:01] TheBaptist > i must ask though, why do you need 120 mining books?
[16:22:26] Huijgen > -_-¿
[16:22:40] Huijgen > no comment
[16:22:41] Huijgen > :P
[16:23:20] Remi RaVnCoraX > some members just wont listen
[16:23:29] Huijgen > indeed
[16:23:36] Berzerkergang > agrees with huijgen and remi
[16:23:48] Huijgen > thx for teaching him a lesson tho :P
[16:26:48] TheBaptist > please send moar =)
[16:27:00] TheBaptist > but next time buy capital skills!
[16:27:08] Huijgen > :P
[16:27:10] Remi RaVnCoraX > lol
[16:27:13] Khalan Warr'el > lol
[16:28:13] Berzerkergang > i personally think 1 "baptising" will be enough ;
[16:28:46] TheBaptist > hehe, oh you heard the term, word travels fast!
[16:29:13] Berzerkergang > hehehehe :P just some wordplay, nothing more ;)

Tears #23

[16:55:27] trixxys > perfectic

Tears #24

[20:13:49] Laxiel Stell > TheBaptist u bitch
[20:14:17] TheBaptist > what?
[20:16:02] Laxiel Stell > wanted to fly, there is no fucking need zalochit

Tears #25

Kill: Blackbird
Kill: Pod

[15:10:53] floor one > go away

Tears #26

Kill: Rifter

[22:35:20] Xiaolong Zakalwe > ow dumb idea docking there

Tears #27

Kill: Reaper

[22:45:27] KentuckyFriedSith > hope that was fun for you, but i don't see how a rookieship looks good on the killboards.

Tears #28

[09:39:53] TheBaptist > ?
[09:40:19] Rikuz > You are always right where I am... Scary. LOL!
[09:40:28] Rikuz > It seriously freaks me out mate.
[09:40:29] TheBaptist > huh
[09:40:34] TheBaptist > i've never seen you before
[09:40:38] TheBaptist > ...or paid attention
[09:40:55] Rikuz > I see you EVERYWHERE. I've seen you alot! And i'm in a completely different part of space.
[09:41:10] TheBaptist > where have you seen me?
[09:41:22] Rikuz > All around minmatar space.
[09:41:55] TheBaptist > well you don't live in a different part of space then do you ;)
[09:41:56] Rikuz > Kewl that you weren't paying attention I guess. I generally have tried to stay away from you lol.
[09:42:15] TheBaptist > hehe, am i that scary?
[09:42:20] Rikuz > Indeed.. But I'm pretty far from where I've been recently.. Almost 20 jumps.
[09:42:52] TheBaptist > i was hoping to catch you when you jumped through, but you ran ;'(
[09:42:56] Rikuz > Well I mean I'm a newb so just about everyone scares me but you are of note because it seems like I see you almost daily.. Like you're after me or something lol..
[09:43:00] Rikuz > LOL!
[09:43:13] Rikuz > Hell ya. Good play though.
[09:43:39] TheBaptist > anyway, fly safe o7

Tears #29

[10:10:00] TheBaptist > ?
[10:10:00] Slivo > Hi
[10:10:12] TheBaptist > what's up
[10:10:23] Slivo > Just saw you next to the station where i dock
[10:10:33] TheBaptist > congratulations
[10:10:34] Slivo > With your pretty red skull
[10:11:00] Slivo > Just want to know if you'll let go a rookie capsuler who just come buy a little skill book :P
[10:11:25] TheBaptist > have you got a permit to be in this system?
[10:11:35] Slivo > Hum
[10:11:43] Slivo > Never heard about this :X
[10:12:10] TheBaptist > then the punishment is death ;)
[10:12:27] Slivo > That's not very fair !

Tears #30

Kill: Velator

[15:29:28] mizl > ure an idiot TheBaptist but i think everybody knows anyway, but u destroyed a velator, lol u should be proud u noob
[15:29:37] TheBaptist > Cynosural Field Theory
[15:29:38] TheBaptist > thanks
[15:31:11] mizl > and?
[15:31:34] mizl > ure rich now, u made 9 mil !!
[15:31:34] Jack Dant > i think the point is, he made 9 mil from that velator
[15:31:35] TheBaptist > who is the idiot now
[15:31:45] TheBaptist > lol
[15:31:49] Jack Dant > what kind of idiot hauls books around in a noobship anyway?
[15:31:50] TheBaptist > wts, skillbooks you dropped
[15:32:25] mizl > i make 100 mil per hour - so money isnt my problem, only time
[15:32:42] Jack Dant > ah, so bap wins on both accounts
[15:32:43] TheBaptist > here comes the isk making epeen, yay for you

Tears #31

Kill: Retriever
Kill: Pod

[20:22:41] Onehighermonarch2 > y?
[20:22:41] TheBaptist > Hi =)
[20:23:28] Onehighermonarch2 > im putting a 100 bill bounty on ur head
[20:23:34] TheBaptist > yay!
[20:23:36] TheBaptist > when?
[20:23:56] Onehighermonarch2 > NEVER HA!
[20:24:13] Onehighermonarch2 > Anyway i hate you
[20:24:19] Onehighermonarch2 > i just bought my implants
[20:24:22] Onehighermonarch2 > and u killed me
[20:24:29] TheBaptist > what implants did you buy?
[20:24:36] Onehighermonarch2 > all the standards
[20:24:42] Onehighermonarch2 > over 100 mill gone
[20:25:08] Onehighermonarch2 > my friend wants you to come to aeddin
[20:25:11] Onehighermonarch2 > he wants to fight you
[20:25:13] TheBaptist > that must surely be an unjoyful occasion
[20:25:40] TheBaptist > oh i'm sorry good chap, i do not know where such a system lies in the fine star charts

Tears #32

[08:05:30] TheBaptist > yo, what's up?
[08:06:02] Voeif Njord > hey thanks for being an honest pirate and not an ass hole, i means a lot to me to see the old school of piracy is still alive
[08:06:20] TheBaptist > hehe, no worries =)
[08:06:23] TheBaptist > usually i don't ransom
[08:06:35] TheBaptist > because people usually don't pay
[08:07:23] Voeif Njord > well, my ship is worth more than that so it seemed fair to me

Tears #33

(after trying baiting me with a noobalt and failing to tackle me...)
[12:07:02] TheBaptist > lol
[12:07:11] TheBaptist > you faaaail cat
[12:07:18] CATfromCheshire > lucky you
[12:07:20] BlazingSword > Spaghetti cat?
[12:07:21] CATfromCheshire > just 1 sec
[12:08:16] TheBaptist > you used to be cool man, you've changed
[12:08:23] CATfromCheshire > hahaha :)
[12:08:31] TheBaptist > actually, you were never cool
[12:08:44] CATfromCheshire > well
[12:08:48] TheBaptist > but tactics like this are low
[12:08:55] CATfromCheshire > I do not care
[12:09:00] TheBaptist > can't even engage without sentries on your side huh
[12:09:11] CATfromCheshire > gimme another oportunity to kill you and you can be sure
[12:09:22] CATfromCheshire > :)
[12:10:02] TheBaptist > and there goes your alt's pod
[12:10:37] TheBaptist > lose a pod?
[12:10:39] TheBaptist > lols
[12:12:16] TheBaptist > it's sad to see that you still have all that butthurt from when VVZ were kicking your asses when you were in yarrr
[12:13:11] CATfromCheshire > yes yes im still butthurt about who?
[12:13:20] CATfromCheshire > sorry do not remember
[12:13:23] TheBaptist > afk, need to go wash my hair
[12:13:32] TheBaptist > but i see what you did thare
[12:13:42] BlazingSword > i see dis iz talkin politicz
[12:14:21] CATfromCheshire > I'm sure I have to trick you because otherwise it's impossible to fight you in fair fight baptist :)
[12:14:24] CATfromCheshire > sad but true
[12:14:38] CATfromCheshire > maybe some day
[12:14:48] CATfromCheshire > you will grow a pair and undock :)
[12:14:50] CATfromCheshire > maybe...
[12:15:10] TheBaptist > you still mad?
[12:15:16] TheBaptist > it's ok, i understand
[12:15:24] CATfromCheshire > I'm outside
[12:15:31] TheBaptist > you should go back to wow if you want a fair fight tbh
[12:15:56] CATfromCheshire > lol so why did you loled when I baited you in frig lol
[12:16:23] TheBaptist > also you're asking for 'a fair fight' right now while i have sentries shooting at me
[12:16:38] TheBaptist > i can see how that is 'fair'
[12:16:46] CATfromCheshire > I caw wait
[12:16:59] CATfromCheshire > ok I will be back in 15 minutes then
[12:17:32] CATfromCheshire > you have a time to smoke and grow a pair of nutz :P
[12:17:32] TheBaptist > like i said before, going afk, later o7
[12:35:13] Finheri > you need more bait alts tbh
[12:35:50] Finheri > oh look a tempest on scan again
[12:36:04] CATfromCheshire > true true
[12:36:08] CATfromCheshire > some day
[12:36:21] Finheri > when im drunk or in emo mode
[12:37:26] CATfromCheshire > it's allright, I undesrtand you prefer to fight noobships on undock
[12:37:32] CATfromCheshire > thats fair enough
[12:37:33] CATfromCheshire > o/
[12:37:48] Finheri > id fight a bc on undock, but not a tempest :)

Tears #34

Kill: Vigil
Kill: Pod

[15:08:34] TheBaptist > o/
[15:08:49] The DarkBaron > That was entirely my fault and I should have known better
[15:09:11] The DarkBaron > I love the title on your bio...Docking permit inspector. lol
[15:09:37] The DarkBaron > You wouldn't believe this shit, it's my RL b-day today. =)
[15:09:51] The DarkBaron > anyway m8, good on you. o7
[15:10:16] The DarkBaron > later, fly safe
[15:10:20] TheBaptist > hehe happy birthday ;)

Tears #35

Kill: Thrasher

[21:41:04] Necrocia > lols
[21:41:28] Zarrax Solestice > that was...
[21:41:29] Zarrax Solestice > wow..
[21:41:31] Zarrax Solestice > fail thrasher
[21:41:33] Zarrax Solestice > ;p;
[21:41:34] Necrocia > haha
[21:41:35] Zarrax Solestice > epic hulk :P
[21:41:37] Necrocia > battlehulk ftw
[21:41:42] Zarrax Solestice > i give it 5 thumbs up!
[21:41:47] Necrocia > ^____^
[21:41:57] Zarrax Solestice > i saw hulk scrambling was like wtf?\
[21:42:01] Zarrax Solestice > i had to watch :P
[21:42:09] Necrocia > war target ;)

Tears #36

Kill: Kestrel

[11:55:08] TheBaptist > lolz
[11:55:17] thinduke > lol mate u are so fail
[11:55:25] thinduke > why dont you go out and really pvp
[11:55:27] TheBaptist > your ship is dead, mine is not
[11:55:54] thindukec2 > no a cyno ship is dead only fail pvper bother with that
[11:56:01] TheBaptist > those 10 shield rep drones didn't help, you mad?
[11:56:05] thindukec2 > have looked at ur stats its virtually oall cyno ships\
[11:56:09] thindukec2 > ur a fail player
[11:56:22] thindukec2 > no not really iots only a cynp boat
[11:56:39] thindukec2 > i larf at fail guys liek you tho
[11:56:39] TheBaptist > the butthurt is strong with you
[11:56:46] thindukec2 > larf fail

Tears #37

Kill: Velator

[12:17:00] Halifax Hannah > dick
[12:17:25] TheBaptist > you mad?

Tears #38

[16:44:40] BazKorral > bad timing on my part....
[16:45:13] TheBaptist > tbh lame for you to run in that ship
[16:45:30] Braincandy > what happend?
[16:45:32] Braincandy > lol
[16:46:25] BazKorral > decided to run from a char with 2 and a half years more SP than i have
[16:46:54] TheBaptist > SP doesn't matter all the time
[16:47:19] Braincandy > nah but, in his characters case it definatly helps lol
[16:47:25] Braincandy > what'd you kill baptist?
[16:47:33] TheBaptist > nothing, he ran
[16:47:40] TheBaptist > even though he could have killed me
[16:47:41] TheBaptist > lol
[16:47:46] Braincandy > what v what?
[16:48:05] BazKorral > didn't have the right fitting to be able to keep you there if it did go well for me
[16:48:22] TheBaptist > don't fly a faction ship without a point tbh
[16:48:27] TheBaptist > o7 enjoy the rats
[16:48:34] BazKorral > see you later

Tears #39

Kill: Retriever

[08:55:22] TheBaptist > o/
[08:55:31] shetland > o/
[08:55:44] shetland > uhm..just for my info....why? :D
[08:56:04] TheBaptist > because it's fun to gank people =)
[09:00:59] shetland > just 4 for or because of the hulkaggedon?^^
[09:01:38] TheBaptist > just because, hulkageddon hasn't started and you were not in a hulk ;)
[09:02:08] shetland > ah..well, dunno :D
[09:02:27] shetland > just saw a lot of red and *buff* sitting in my pod :D

Tears #40

Kill: Primea
Kill: Pod

[08:58:03] ACTrooper > YOU FKING GAYLORD I WILL KILL U IN RL WORLD !!!!
[08:58:16] TheBaptist > you mad?
[08:58:16] ACTrooper > I WILL KILL YOU !!
[08:58:22] ACTrooper > YES !!!
[08:58:27] ACTrooper > AND U ARE GONNA DAY
[08:58:29] ACTrooper > DIE
[08:58:37] TheBaptist > everybody dies...one day =)
[08:58:48] ACTrooper > UR DAY IS TOMORROW!!!
[08:59:00] TheBaptist > why not today, you don't have another ship to bring?
[08:59:10] ACTrooper > why i get my alt
[09:00:02] TheBaptist > does your alt have a primea for me to kill too?
[09:00:11] ACTrooper > no a titan
[09:00:29] TheBaptist > lol, well now i know you're lying
[09:00:37] ACTrooper > dude that was a gift from my brother !
[09:00:50] ACTrooper > but u will see
[09:00:53] ACTrooper > soon
[09:01:04] ACTrooper > u know Acred ?
[09:01:09] ACTrooper > or Acsarin ?
[09:01:28] TheBaptist > ok, please bring it
[09:01:35] ACTrooper > lol
[09:01:40] ACTrooper > dude ur gonna die
[09:01:49] ACTrooper > and iwill people from Atlas
[09:02:03] ACTrooper > bring some f them
[09:02:18] TheBaptist > ok NOW i'm scared ^^ lol
[09:02:56] ACTrooper > dude ur thinking funny 1 ha
[09:03:21] ACTrooper > but i am gonna tell yea
[09:03:25] TheBaptist > wts: Primae, you want one?
[09:04:01] ACTrooper > i got ur ip now i know where u live now and i am gonna kill you i real world I GONNA FKING KILL YOU !!!
[09:04:53] TheBaptist > so where do i live then?
[09:05:01] ACTrooper > STFU !
[09:05:11] TheBaptist > you have no idea do you?
[09:05:18] ACTrooper > STFU !
[09:05:27] TheBaptist > lol, you just got caught out!
[09:05:40] ACTrooper > STFU ! I SAID STFU !!!
[09:05:51] TheBaptist > so i'll sell you my primea for 100mil, that was your fail loss will be avenged :P
[09:06:05] TheBaptist > but you'd have to come here to get it so i can kill you again like a noob
[09:06:13] ACTrooper > DUDE I SAID STFU !!!!
[09:06:34] TheBaptist > the butthurt is strong with you
[09:06:36] ACTrooper > what ship are u flying
[09:06:39] ACTrooper > noob !!
[09:07:07] TheBaptist > if you knew anything about this game, you'd know how to find out what ship killed you, so i'm going to stfu now
[09:07:10] ACTrooper > people who play long need always to kill people who just started ha
[09:07:35] ACTrooper > dude wen i killed you i will rape ur wife
[09:07:36] TheBaptist > i thought you were going to bring atlas and your titan? doesn't that mean you played long?
[09:08:17] TheBaptist > you know that i can petition you for threats right now and you'll get banned?
[09:09:27] ACTrooper > go ahead
[09:09:45] ACTrooper > but remember 1 thing
[09:09:48] ACTrooper > i will find u
[09:09:49] TheBaptist > i'm filling out the petition right now
[09:10:49] ACTrooper > lol
[09:11:10] ACTrooper > u think i will give a damn thing about this game or i get banned ?
[09:11:34] TheBaptist > i think you would, you seemed pretty upset when you lost your primea :P
[09:11:45] TheBaptist > so yeah, i think you will give a damn
[09:11:50] ACTrooper > dude listen to me 1 more time
[09:12:18] ACTrooper > i had that ship from my brother
[09:12:42] TheBaptist > you know it's a free ship that everyone gets?
[09:13:00] ACTrooper > my bro bought it for me
[09:13:24] TheBaptist > then he fails just like you because everyone gets it free ^___^
[09:13:43] ACTrooper > he fails ?
[09:13:57] ACTrooper > dude 1 volley on you and ur in ur pot
[09:14:20] TheBaptist > big words for someone without a ship =)
[09:14:33] ACTrooper > big words
[09:14:48] ACTrooper > dude how old are u ?
[09:15:19] TheBaptist > old enough to know that you suck at this game, but i understand
[09:15:37] ACTrooper > DUDE HOW OLD ARE U ?
[09:15:52] TheBaptist > that information is on a need to know basis
[09:15:56] TheBaptist > and you don't need to know
[09:16:09] ACTrooper > DUDE HOW OLD ARE U ?
[09:16:24] ACTrooper > 60 ?
[09:17:26] TheBaptist > you'll have to pay me to tell you that, it's classified
[09:18:54] ACTrooper > i will have to pay u >? XD dude u have to pay me
[09:19:12] TheBaptist > you're the one with one less ship here ;)
[09:20:02] ACTrooper > dude go fk ur dog
[09:20:28] ACTrooper > and somthing else i gonna pay nobody
[09:20:56] TheBaptist > oh my, you really are mad, i can add that to my petition too, thanks!
[09:21:41] ACTrooper > i aint mad
[09:21:45] ACTrooper > sucker
[09:22:03] TheBaptist > [08:58:16] TheBaptist > you mad?
[08:58:22] ACTrooper > YES !!!
[09:22:08] TheBaptist > lol
[09:22:16] TheBaptist > you said it yourself, you are
[09:22:20] ACTrooper > lol
[09:22:24] ACTrooper > i aint mad
[09:22:37] ACTrooper > but go ahead fill it in
[09:22:40] TheBaptist > i'm still waiting for that titan to come btw

Tears #41

Kill: Rifter

[16:09:38] steveomustang > lol, nice one
[16:09:41] TheBaptist > =)
[16:09:45] steveomustang > your the first to ever catch me
[16:09:55] steveomustang > I run 3 warp stabs
[16:10:00] TheBaptist > i'm happy to be your first! hehe

Tears #42

[19:16:23] TheBaptist > yes?
[19:16:27] Gorebashy > what happened there?
[19:16:31] TheBaptist > you warped
[19:16:40] Gorebashy > there was no need for that agression mate
[19:17:01] TheBaptist > yes there was, you entered lowsec, that's consent to pvp
[19:17:09] Gorebashy > so?
[19:17:13] Gorebashy > whats the point?
[19:17:31] TheBaptist > well the point is you are so fail, you have to fit a warp core stabiliser on a rifter
[19:17:49] Gorebashy > a what?
[19:19:34] Gorebashy > oh well, i still dont get why you cant just let me kill npcs in peace but hey
[19:20:23] TheBaptist > this is eve
[19:20:40] TheBaptist > but let me ask you this...are u mad?
[19:20:53] Gorebashy > why?
[19:21:09] TheBaptist > because i interrupted your little venture
[19:22:02] Gorebashy > why does that make me mad - i dont get it?
[19:22:16] TheBaptist > lol you don't get eve then
[19:22:21] TheBaptist > you fail harder than i thought
[19:22:32] Gorebashy > please explain
[19:22:46] TheBaptist > just go back to wow
[19:23:12] Gorebashy > how did you know i play wow?
[19:23:49] TheBaptist > i can sense your fail, it's like you got a giant target painter of fail focusing on you
[19:24:37] Gorebashy > well i do heroic realm firsts in wow - how am i fail - just started eve a few days ago
[19:25:23] TheBaptist > if i need to explain it, you should not be plalying this game, so contract me your stuff and go away ;) srsly
[19:25:54] Gorebashy > how long have you been playing?
[19:26:16] TheBaptist > i'm pretty sure you can check that by looking up my bio, do you need a spell for that? lol
[19:27:05] Gorebashy > oh 3 years
[19:27:16] Gorebashy > im starting to think this game is pointless already actually
[19:27:30] Gorebashy > im on trail and im thinking i might not pay up tbh
[19:27:31] TheBaptist > good, log off and don't come back

Tears #43

[19:35:39] ACTrooper > hi can i have a word with you ?
[19:35:43] TheBaptist > oh hey, i see you got kicked from your corp
[19:36:11] ACTrooper > yes i got a bad day thats why i was that mad
[19:36:20] ACTrooper > and i want to say i am sorry
[19:36:58] ACTrooper > i had problems at home and my girlfriend just broken up with me
[19:37:24] TheBaptist > very well, but you're a laughing stock of all the local pirates around here because i posted our chat log =)
[19:37:29] TheBaptist > you're famous now!
[19:37:47] ACTrooper > and i am sorry that i said to u that i gonna kill u like that i am realy sorry
[19:38:17] ACTrooper > can u forgive me ?
[19:38:20] TheBaptist > i will accept compesation in isk
[19:38:45] ACTrooper > sorry man i am som1 doesnt pay for like that i need my isk 2
[19:39:20] TheBaptist > then you are unforgiven
[19:40:00] ACTrooper > sorry m8 but i am almost broken and now i need to pay for that
[19:41:32] TheBaptist > maybe you can get your titan friend to give you some isk ^___^
[19:41:48] ACTrooper > thats was a lie i was mad then ha
[19:42:04] ACTrooper > but how much isk do u want ?
[19:42:42] TheBaptist > it would have to be at least 100mil
[19:43:11] ACTrooper > sorry m8 i have only 20 :S
[19:43:19] TheBaptist > ok i'll take that
[19:43:38] ACTrooper > then its all ok then ?
[19:43:54] TheBaptist > i don't see the 20mil, so it's not ok
[19:44:18] ACTrooper > w8 a sec
(he sent me 52mil at this stage)
[19:45:16] ACTrooper > there i sended u all my money
[19:45:31] TheBaptist > ok then now it's ok =)
[19:45:42] TheBaptist > but you realise i was not serious about the isk?
[19:45:49] ACTrooper > ty very much
[19:45:59] ACTrooper > huh ?
[19:46:00] TheBaptist > one of my friends wanted to send you a message
[19:46:26] ACTrooper > what message
[19:46:30] TheBaptist > Roland Deschaines
[19:46:38] TheBaptist > he said that he'll be hunting you down
[19:46:55] TheBaptist > probably the rest of his corp too
[19:47:12] TheBaptist > because you know, you did bad a thing towards me and they didn't take kindly to it
[19:47:26] ACTrooper > yeay i know
[19:47:33] TheBaptist > i am trying to talk them out of it, but they won't have any of it
[19:47:48] ACTrooper > ok ty
[19:47:50] TheBaptist > so whatever corp you join, they'll probably wardec it
[19:48:05] ACTrooper > ow fk
[19:48:24] TheBaptist > you might have to pay him off too
[19:48:32] ACTrooper > who
[19:48:40] TheBaptist > my friend i linked
[19:48:46] ACTrooper > lol
[19:48:53] ACTrooper > i did nothing to him
[19:49:16] TheBaptist > yeah well it's your choice
[19:49:29] TheBaptist > so do you think your old corp will take you back?
[19:49:40] ACTrooper > i had a arrgument with u not with him and that right
[19:50:08] ACTrooper > nope
[19:50:27] ACTrooper > i think u will see me running at dust 514 then
[19:51:53] TheBaptist > cool story
[19:53:14] ACTrooper > look i got a anger problem sins i was young i quick mad somtimes that why i got mad at u, now i calmed down and i wanted to say only to u that i am osrry
[19:53:20] ACTrooper > i payed yea
[19:53:40] TheBaptist > and i said it's ok =)
[19:53:51] ACTrooper > `but ur friend
[19:54:17] ACTrooper > i aint gonna pay to him, because i didnt do anything to him
[19:54:31] TheBaptist > just saying
[19:54:42] TheBaptist > so can you still bring your titan friend?
[19:55:05] ACTrooper > i just said its was a lie about that titan
[19:55:37] ACTrooper > u know what
[19:55:42] TheBaptist > what's that?
[19:56:08] ACTrooper > wen i gonna play for long and i got good skills i am fight agian ? how does that sounds ?
[19:56:22] TheBaptist > sure, see you in a few years
[19:56:36] ACTrooper > ok
[19:56:52] TheBaptist > so we're done?
[19:56:58] ACTrooper > but i need to logg now my mom is yelling again and i get pissed of her :S
[19:57:09] ACTrooper > yes
[19:57:11] TheBaptist > k, bye
[19:57:12] TheBaptist > o7
[19:57:21] ACTrooper > have a nice day

Tears #44

Kill: Manticore
Kill: Pod

[20:29:02] Jedseia > Really you had to pod kill me?
[20:29:25] TheBaptist > yup, did you like your free trip back to the station?
[20:29:39] Jedseia > you are a coward you FUCK!!!

Tears #45

Kill: Cyclone

[13:56:27] oriental jew > great shoot me 2 in one night
[13:56:38] oriental jew > interesting?
[13:56:43] Crefakis > Its only the first for me sir...
[13:56:47] nicky stone > lol
[13:57:35] oriental jew > shoot a rookie, i think you just have this ablility
[13:58:19] Crefakis > We're rather well known for it sir
[13:59:04] oriental jew > it's nothing, unvaluable
[13:59:54] Crefakis > the value is not the reason why we do it sir!

Tears #46

Kill: Imicus
Kill: Pod

[09:51:04] TheBaptist > o/
[09:51:10] Morpheus CTO7 > is there a reason you attacked and podded me?
[09:51:25] TheBaptist > yup for lols
[09:51:32] TheBaptist > did you find it funny? because i did!
[09:51:45] Morpheus CTO7 > how did you scramble my pod i couldnt warp in it
[09:52:02] TheBaptist > i had a scram fitted ;)
[09:52:35] Morpheus CTO7 > but with pod align times how were you able to get me i should of warpped instantly but it wouldnt warp
[09:52:54] TheBaptist > you didn't instawarp buddy
[10:03:13] Morpheus CTO7 > how did you find me?
[10:03:25] TheBaptist > well funny story right...
[10:03:29] TheBaptist > did you see that zealot on scan?
[10:03:40] Morpheus CTO7 > ya directional
[10:03:54] TheBaptist > well i was trying to probe him down, which i did and i killed him
[10:04:05] TheBaptist > and then i was trying to probe his pod
[10:04:17] TheBaptist > well you happened to come up with a 100% hit when i found his pod
[10:04:42] Morpheus CTO7 > did you even get his pod?
[10:04:47] TheBaptist > yes
[10:05:00] TheBaptist > http://www.colorsin.com/eve/?a=kill_related&kll_id=2006
[10:09:06] TheBaptist > was that you who just increased my bounty?
[10:09:13] Morpheus CTO7 > ya
[10:09:24] TheBaptist > hehe, thanks!
[10:09:31] Morpheus CTO7 > i think the podding was unnessary
[10:09:42] TheBaptist > on the contrary good sir
[10:09:53] TheBaptist > do you think you'll come back here again?
[10:09:54] Morpheus CTO7 > lost 50 mill in implants and im a poor basterd
[10:10:05] Morpheus CTO7 > yes i will i have ships based there
[10:10:23] TheBaptist > then you have not learned your lesson ;)
[10:11:10] Morpheus CTO7 > no ill just scan within docking range of a station
[10:11:37] TheBaptist > please pray tell which station you will use ;)
[10:11:55] Morpheus CTO7 > M12
[10:12:24] TheBaptist > then that station shall be camped
[10:12:57] Morpheus CTO7 > i look forward to it
[10:13:18] TheBaptist > it's a date

Tears #47

Kill: Retriever

[13:32:29] EVE System > Channel changed to Teonusude Local Channel
[13:38:29] Serinjin Moha > lo beatch
[13:42:01] Serinjin Moha > heh heh i kjnew that bantam was up 2 sumthing
[13:42:18] TheBaptist > what bantam?
[13:42:24] Serinjin Moha > ^^
[13:43:36] TheBaptist > your corp name is appropriate tbh
[13:46:29] Serinjin Moha > oh u think ? come now, lets not get down to that "diplomatic level"
[13:46:48] TheBaptist > you mad?
[13:47:12] Serinjin Moha > a bit of phun sumone have on my isfortune i can accept. i just do not want to engage in silly little boyish smacktalk
[13:47:41] Serinjin Moha > your opinion matter to yerself. keep it to yourself, i don't need ot ehar it. good show on the kill. o7
[13:48:25] TheBaptist > the only boyish one here is you with words like 'phun'
[13:48:47] Serinjin Moha > lol...i rest my case. blocked. bb
[13:49:09] TheBaptist > the butthurt is strong with that one